Kibbutz Naan here I come!

I am so excited, and nervous, I may just wet my pants- I'm going to be in Israel from February until June. Many thanks goes to my generous and supportive family, and the scholarhip I am up for!

Who knew?

People in PHILLY MAY be ugly- but most of you voted "unknown"

Jacktastic II

Because he is a rockstar, kick boxing demi God my nephew Jack was out in full force today- rock on little man!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Puss in boots has nothing on Nigel!

If I knew then....

I am writing a book kinda sorta but I need your help. If you want to be part of it drop me a line at TheSparkle@aol.com for more information.

Other stuff I'd like

R.E.M CD

Bliss Spa Massage

Very funny

Ok so maybe this kinda of confuses Ninjas and Samurai Warriors but it's still beautifully written and expresses what I'm feeling right now. I'm not cutting and pasting the article because it's not my content and I'm pretty sure that would get me sued... so just click on the link to enjoy...

Behold all it's Onion-y goodness!
Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers

And this....

I would also enjoy

- a flat bed scanner


- My beloved RL beret from Fall 07 Collection
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2844594&cp=1760788.2928195.2942102&view=all&ab=viewall&SMR=1&parentPage=family

Something like...

This.....

in case you want to know what Sanrio Stuff this japanophile is lusting for this year I've attached links to give you vague ideas. There is also the $950 aries charm necklace and a $350 card case. Because, I would get SO much use out of them.
Probably, mostly, not.

-http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-toaster/51505-200406,default,pd.html
This is a frickin Hello Kitty Toaster People- it's cute to look at AND to cook with!

-This appeals to the little girl inside me who wanted to get onto point shoes so badly
http://shop.sanrio.com/Hello+Kitty+Ballpoint+Pen+Magnetic+Charm+Ballet/90312-200701,default,pd.html


-Compact mirrors are always good.
http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-compact-mirror/04095-200706,default,pd.html

Kawaii Krismas

For those of you who want to know what to get me this holiday season...!

- Agent Provocateur gift card.... I am totally serious.... a gift card mainly because you probably don't feel comfortable buying me panties or know my bra size
- As always anything Sanrio... that means Hello Kitty and her minions on anything is a garenteed squeel out of me
- Water color paints... it occured to me I don't have any and would like some
- pre stretched canvas to paint on
- Or kill 2 birds with one stone and give me a gift card to Dick Blick Art Supplies
- Cashmere.....anything really
- CD's... I'm so old school (plus I lost like all my CD's in the move)
*The Donnas
*Greenday
*Aerosmith
*Broadway soundtracks (lil Abner, Chicago, Annie Get Your Gun, Mame, Will Rogers Follies)
*Gwen Steffani .... I am so ashamed I am asking for this one
* And a CD case to put them in!

Amen!

FACIAL HAIR= Yuck

Yea I get it- men don't like to shave every day. Wake up 30 minutes earlier. Spend potential beer money on razors. But personally facial pubes rubbing on my cheeks is vile and there is no excuse short of
A) You're a Hasid Jew (and then all your hair is out of control- ew)
B) You're Amish. The only excuse for having a beard is being amish because then it is romantic. Dudes have to shave until they're married and then grow a beard. Makes being a cheating bastard WAAAaaaaay harder.

Victoria's Masacre

BEHOLD these seemingly sexy models in all there ugly UGLY outfits! I didn't get the memo that said men were turned on by surreal hats, color blindness, hairy legs, and bad 1960's Halloween costumes. Go figure!

My weekend In pictures

Your Birthdate: March 26You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena.Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top.You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate.Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success.
Your strength: Your attention to detail
Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes
Your power color: Turquoise
Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up
Your power month: August

NOT KAWAII

Here is something from Japan that makes no sense, would look awful under a shirt, isn't cute, kawaii, or practical.

"A model wearing a "My Chopsticks" bra. Japanese women with green issues close to their hearts may soon be able to wear a bra which can carry their own chopsticks in a bid to reduce waste. The bra, created by Triumph Japan, sports cups styled like a bowl of rice and a bowl of miso soup and side pouches for the chopsticks.(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno) "

Liamlicious

What could be more kawaii then my nephews? Least you think only Jack gets an update here is Liam in his fall time best!

And the winner is...

Falafel tastes better with PETA!

Clearly this isn't a politically minded blog.

A Jacktacular weekend!

I did a lot of sleeping this weekend- in part because I knew the week ahead was going to be insane- but also because my god it's the weekend and I COULD.

Here are some pictures of my awesome nephew Jack and Grandpa Ira.

My weekend in pictures

Stupid America $hit

Some club, somewhere in the US....This is what we're contending with people- behold our glorious future!

Something is fishy

I'm not koi- here is my latest illustration.

Gosh I love bad puns.

Fur is murder

In a move that has PETA smoking an after-glow cigarette, Miss Universe (Riyo Mori of Japan) has decided fur is evil except when attached to cute bunnywunnies. I personally am pro fur. I have fond memories of winter coming and my mom getting her fur coats out of cold storage- just the smell of them. Of course they always made my cat run in fear.

"That's right Nigel, that's what happened to the last cat who didn't use the litter box!"

Now a days I have a hard time believing celebrities who get up on a soap box for PETA. Especially someone who is such a feminine figure as Miss Universe. If Riyo admitted she loved eating illegal whale meat and walked around with a rifle that would be a new and refreshing kind of publicity.

Which all begs the question- are you proPETA?

March Madness

I'm a March baby, an Aries to be specific. I'm not always enamoured with my zodiac. Yea it could be worse, a virgin, a scorpion...cancer. But a ram still doesn't have that je ne ce-something that a Leo or Gemini does. Even when smothered in diamonds. But when Hello Kitty does Aries - well that's a totally different can of worms! Behold the kawaii Hello Kitty Aries pendant- a rip off for $950- still it's cute, has gold, silver, diamonds, and that certain something only a Japanophile could love.

http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-zodiac-necklace/57223-200709,default,pd.html

And this man is famous why?

Maybe Marc Jacobs is renowned for his crazy lifestyle- because this mess four Louis Vuitton doesn't show diddley.

Look my bag has contracted herpes!

Even the fabric on this nightgown gone bad is cheap looking