Yea I get it- men don't like to shave every day. Wake up 30 minutes earlier. Spend potential beer money on razors. But personally facial pubes rubbing on my cheeks is vile and there is no excuse short of
A) You're a Hasid Jew (and then all your hair is out of control- ew)
B) You're Amish. The only excuse for having a beard is being amish because then it is romantic. Dudes have to shave until they're married and then grow a beard. Makes being a cheating bastard WAAAaaaaay harder.
