I made Gawker!

Who knew my desire to spread malicious gossip could pay off? My sighting made the Gawker Stalker! I am so hipster cool I just may die. My brilliant writing:

"Not sure if any of these people are “cool” enough for Gawker but I saw Martha Stewart and The View’s Joy Behar at the Antique pier show this weekend. Martha looks like she’s had a face-lift (or at least her eyes done) and Joy looked so awful without the professional makeup and lights that I had to hear her voice to be sure it was her."

The link for the goods:
http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-lauren-ambrose-learns-not-to-come-between-a-hipster-and-his-karaoke-150150.php