Worst postings on Craigslist!

It's been a few days and way to many cl weirdos since I've posted new awards. I have yet to find a posting that deserves a 1rst or 2nd place, but here are some interesting postings totally worth looking at.
- Doesn't sound like much of a trade off to me: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/126378376.html
-Because no one has ever seen a horror movie involving a chain saw:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/126377129.html
-Plain old ew
http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/wan/126372713.html